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Slide 1 / 10 • The Warning
We had our fun, now it's time to pay!
Welcome to Cara's visual financial audit. Take a deep breath...
"The vacation was 10/10. The bank balance is currently... pending." 😂
Slide 2 / 10 • Initial Panic
Initial Shock Value 💥
Before discounts, deductions, or sanity checks, the raw combined total is:
TOTAL SHARED POOL
10,183 DKK
(Wait... is that a lot? Hold on! 🙈)
"Don't faint just yet, we haven't even converted to Francs!"
Slide 3 / 10 • Currency Switch #1
Asheville Section (in NZD 🇳🇿)
"Let's look at Asheville in New Zealand Dollars so it sounds smaller!" 🥝
| Item | Amount (NZD 🇳🇿) |
|---|---|
| Asheville Stay/Items 🏡 | $344 NZD |
| Gas (Cruising around ⛽) | $54 NZD |
| Ashville Extra Invoice 🧾 | $69 NZD |
| Asheville Subtotal: | $467 NZD |
Slide 4 / 10 • Currency Switch #2
Shared Pool (in USD 🇺🇸)
"Mmhmm the food was good... but did you remember to tip? I DID! 🍕💸"
| Item | Amount (USD 🇺🇸) |
|---|---|
| Walmart Run 🛒 | $104 USD |
| Gas ⛽ | $128 USD |
| Car Rental 🚗 | $392 USD |
| Hotel Accommodations 🏨 | $141 USD |
| Feasts & Food 🍕 | $663 USD |
| Extras ✨ | $96 USD |
| Shared Pool Total: | $1,524 USD |
Slide 5 / 10 • The Relief
The Boyfriend Deduction! 💑
"Lucas steps in with a heroic 50% discount on the shared pool!" 🦸♂️
Original Shared Share: 10,183 DKK / $1,524 USD
50% OFF APPLIED!
New Shared Share: 5,092 DKK ($762 USD / $1,356 NZD)
Slide 6 / 10 • Brain Meltdown
Wait... How Did We Get Here? 🤯
Adding Asheville Subtotal + Shared 50% Share:
1,755 DKK (Ash)
+
5,092 DKK (Shared)
=
6,846 DKK
"If you convert that to US Dollars, it's $1,025. If you convert it to Kiwi Dollars, it's $1,824. Simple... right?!" 🌀
Slide 7 / 10 • Global Chaos
African Francs & Foreign Exchange 🌍
"What if you paid in Burundian Francs? Let's check!" 💸
CHF 🇨🇭
839
KES 🇰🇪
133,117
CDF 🇨🇩
2,367,563
BIF 🇧🇮
3,065,037
RWF 🇷🇼
1,508,656
KMF 🇰🇲
450,003
SOS 🇸🇴
582,409
MGA 🇲🇬
4,688,778
Slide 8 / 10 • The Official Verdict
Cara's Final Total Due 🧾
Pick Your Currency
DKK
6,846 DKK
USD
$1,025
NZD
$1,824
"Venmo, Zelle, or Apple Pay accepted. No IOUs!" 😉
Slide 9 / 10 • Fine Print
Payment Options & Terms 📜
Option A: Pay 6,846 DKK immediately.
Option B: Pay 4,688,778 Axel De Belder in cash within 24h.
Option C: One extra hug, kiss & BJ per day for the next 10 years. 💕 (plus 6,846 DKK immediately).
"worth every penny, to spend just one more minute with you <3"